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TWILIGHT MEME

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HAHA! I spent about as much time on this as Stephanie did on Twilight!
Anyways, I feel I have some explaining to do.
First off, really guys, I’m sorry, I mean no offence, but…my god I couldn’t contain myself!

2. Soo…Twilight made my eyes bleed, and yet I continued reading the series. Maybe out of morbid curiosity I had hoped Stephanie would improve somehow.

4. Alright, so by #4 I think it’s obvious I read too much MS paint twilight. If you don’t know what that is, go read it NOA. [link]

5. And despite the fact Twilight makes my eyes BLEED, I saw the movie, but I got in for free so as to not give S.Meyer anymore unneeded Money. And let me tell you, the movie made my eyes bleed too. Though Alice was *decently* cute.

6. Alice/Porsche makes more sense than the whole series put together.

7. OMG Edward wants to eat Bella! HOW ROMANTIC!...NO. Girls, if a man ever wants to eat you or watch you in your sleep, break out the pepper spray and call the cops.

8. When fighting the forces of evil (Or at least a battalion of hungry vampires, someone WILL die. Why is it then, no one did? Huh…I smell poor writing.

9. The answer: Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Renesme, Rosalie, Emmett, I wouldn’t care if Jasper died, he was okay, but I’d be fine if he died. Same with Alice. The Cullens were a bunch of pansies anyways. Jacob was cool at first but S.Meyer likes abusive relationships, so he got really freaky in book 3 so he can die. All the werewolves can, actually. Except Leah and maybe Seth. Aro and the vampire mafia can die. That’d be fine. Just about everyone.

10. After reading about the not werewolves in Twilight, I really wanted the werewolves from H.P. back.

11. I.Can’t.Draw.James.

12. Y so srs?

13. I about died laughing when I saw RPattz face. You can just TELL the boy hated the movie.

14. and 15. These were random questions, I believe.

16…………I am not a violent person.

17. Alright, so I liked Victoria in the sense that she was a VAMPIRE. You know like ‘Om nom nom I vant to suck your blood.’ But when she was like ‘OMG I lost my mate!’ I felt like Meyer was once again trying to tell young woman that if their man leaves them, woman she have nothing left to live for. It’s a disturbing concept to say the least.

18. Well, he better fricken dazzle.

P.S. I totally screwed up the category.
P.P.S Plz don't totally flame my ears off.
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apocalypse209's avatar
OMG! Number 12. :happybounce: